The most valuable thing that I learned was exactly what I just said. I learned what it’s like to be responsible and mature. Like I never say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but remember to add the sugar or honey, and if you can’t find either, don’t make lemonade, and it you manage to make the lemonade, make sure to cover the pitcher with something so neither ants or bees get in it, make sure you put ice in, make sure you don’t drop it, and make sure to not eat it with cookies because it tastes weird. That is a pretty accurate analogy for being responsible and mature in life, don’t you think?
SERIOUSLY, I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW GOOD THIS ESSAY IS. I LOVE MY STUDENTS.