January 2009
Isn't it funny how you can ruin someone's entire...
I wrote an angry post! Then I deleted it! Isn’t tumblr nice? It lets you delete bad moods!
To summarize: to everyone who hurt me today, fuck you.
My life is awesome. See how that works?
Oh, and, I didn’t return that text.
Night!
Please help me not respond to that text.
Oh hey bad mood. I fixed you.
(Gummi Bears Theme)
But hey, fuck that emo noise.
I just bought 3 day coachella and camping tickets.
And my roommate just walked out the door to get engaged. Only she doesn’t know that.
Nevermind, life is good, always.
Just have to wait a few minutes sometimes.
I am no longer used to moments like this where I...
Though my unicorn and narwhal and the cupcakes my roommate just brought home are making it a little better.
WatchBenjamin Button and Forrest Gump are the same. damn. thing.
“I have no doubt that Judge Alito has the training and qualifications necessary...”
– Barack Obama, on his opposition to Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito and his elaboration on what he will look for in subsequent justices
I can’t stop smiling and geeking out over this stuff.
(via jennifercwang)
WatchIt’s like the special olympics of beauty pageants - too endearing to laugh.
And my team is going out for tamales for lunch!
Are you guys having as good of a day as I am?
My boss is literally wearing shorts and flip...
Best "Fuck You" Song?
4 for you, Glenn Coco. You go, Glenn Coco.
“Our president’s approval rating is somewhere between pictures of baby pandas on...”
– Maddow (via uoma) (via newsandbooze) (via butnotmine) (via apsies) (via freckledawesome) (via indieandyy)
I KNOW. I KNOW IT'S COCO IN THE PICTURE. I FIXED...
Sorry About that Pandora
indieandyy:
ryanpurtill:
Sometimes I feel bad when I tell Pandora I don’t like a song. Its like all like:
Pandora:”I’m sorry I will never do it again”
Me: “It’s cool, it’s cool Pandora, its not that it’s an awful song it just reminds me of an ex that’s all, its not your fault
Pandora: “Really?”
Me: “It’s not your fault…It’s not your fault”
Pandora: “Dont Fuck with me Ryan..n…not you..”
...
I'm going to move to LA
bubblepopelectric:
So I can party with all the LA Tumblrs since apparently they know how to party.
California knows how to party. They write songs about that ish.
“I think we should open up a “going out of business” sign making...”
– My friend Anthony
Dear Jennifercwang,
You know that you are my best friend in the whole world, and I love you profoundly and deeply. But this is unacceptable, and I’m not sure how to handle it right now. I’m going to need some time.
I’ll be in touch.
Best regards,
Haley.
